beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

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bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

lumos5000:

theshirelock:

if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes

someone found a real life plot hole

berryhudson:

why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am

voxantiqua:

 

stopthisgirl:

When you’re talking shit about someone then they walk past you

❝ I don’t want to have the world’s attention. Yours is enough. ❞ — Unknown  (via boypetter)

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

oomshi:

fuck yourself if you make fun of people for being poor



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